Office Meeting

EXT. Gregor Industries
INT of a woman’s restroom. JENNY is at the sink, washing her hands. MINNIE walks in.

MINNIE
Hey Jenny! I’m glad I ran into you. We need to talk about the Munsen deal.

JENNY
(indicates she is leaving) Sure, I’ll be--

MINNIE
(interrupts as she enters the bathroom) I agree with your email. (closes bathroom door and locks it) We definitely need to optimize those numbers

MINNIE lets out a huge fart. JENNY is uncomfortable and not sure if she should go.

MINNIE
You there, Jen?

JENNY
Um…yeah. Do you want to talk about this later?

MINNIE
Oh! You mind hanging out? I’m loaded (SFX of small, short fart) with meetings the rest of the day. (SFX of diarrhea squirt.) So, those numbers…

JENNY
Um, well, they seem a little off

MINNIE
(grunting it out) Exactly. The problem seems to be that we’re putting all of our eggs in the equity basket. C’mon, get outta my ass!

JENNY
Are you okay?

MINNIE
(grunting, followed by SFX of big “plop!”) YES! Yes, I’m good. (More SFX of farts) So I say we rework the plan, focus less on (SFX explosive diarrhea) equity and more on (SFX fart) asset leverage.

JENNY
(over Minnie’s farts) I actually wrote up a plan just like that. (SFX of Minnie starting to pee)

MINNIE
Fantastic! Can you email it to me? (SFX toilet flush)

JENNY
Sure!

MINNIE
(comes out of restroom stall) Great. (grabs Jenny’s hand) You’re a real go-getter, Jen.

JENNY
(obviously disgusted by Minnie’s unwashed hand) Er, thanks.

MINNIE
Well, back to work!

MINNIE LEAVES WITHOUT WASHING HER HANDS. JENNY STARTS CRYING AND WASHING HER HANDS LIKE SHE HAS OCD.

END