Sidekicks: The Movie

MOVIE TRAILER


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From the people who brought you “Only Cats” comes a romance comedy unlike any other.

Only Sidekicks.

A movie with just the funny sidekicks!

CUT TO ROSIE PEERING OVER A CUBICLE

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You’ll meet Rosie, the sassy Hispanic woman from the Bronx who works in the neighboring cubicle.

ROSIE
Mija, don let El Jefe get you down, yo. Jus’ have a mah-gah-ree-tah.

CUT TO A FAT GUY SITTING ON A COUCH WITH A HUSTLER MAGAZINE. THERE’S ONE SLICE LEFT OF PIZZA IN THE BOX IN FRONT OF HIM.

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Larry, the overweight, undersexed roommate

SOMEONE SNEEZES ON THE PIZZA SLICE

LARRY
You gonna eat that?

PAN OVER TO OVERWEIGHT WOMAN ON CHAIR NEXT TO HIM

AVO: And Maggie, the overweight, wisecrakin’ best friend.

MAGGIE
What? Were you born in a petrie dish? Disgusting.

CUT TO AN OLD LADY TAKING A NEGLIGEE OUT OF THE BAG

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Grandma Sadie, the oversexed old lady

THE OLD LADY IS TAKING A NEGLIGEE OUT OF THE BAGY

GRANDMA SADIE
Now I have something to wear to the wedding!

CUT TO ANOTHER OLD LADY WITH A VIBRATOR AND A MARTINI

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Grandma Esther, the oversexed, alcoholic old lady

SHE HAS A VIBRATOR AND A MARTINI

GRANDMA ESTHER
I got my wedding right here!

CUT TO A PAKISTANI MAN WORKING IN A NEWSTAND

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There’s Huke, the affable foreigner with wise advice


HUKE
(heavy accent) You must give her a thousand suns for her birthday. Then she will love you. But don’t ask me how to get a thousand suns. I can barely get my Combos man to get the delivery right.

CUT TO A GUY HAVING SEX WITH A WOMAN

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Devon, the ladies man

DEVON
It’s all in the bang game, Bro!

CUT TO A MONTAGE OF ALL THE SIDEKICS

AVO: And many, many more!

There is no plot. No character arc. And no sense. But there will be plenty of catch phrases, bad hygienic habits and funny accents!

Sidekicks. In theaters now.
Due to a complete lack of plot, this film is not yet rated.