The Trouble With Gay Marriage

JEREMY AND DAVID ARE HAVING A ROMANTIC DINNER TOGETHER.

JEREMY

(toasting) To Us!

DAVID

To us darling.

THEY CLINK GLASSES

JEREMY

You know, we’ve been together a long time…

DAVID

Six amazing years! Jeremy, I want to let you know-

JEREMY

Wait! Before you say anything-

DAVID

Stop! I want to hear what you’re thinking but-

JEREMY

Hush! I just want to-

DAVID

Shhhh! Let me-

JEREMY

Ah-

DAVID

Ba-

BOTH

(pulling out rings) Will you marry me?

BOTH

YOU’RE asking ME?

BOTH

But I thought I was the-

JEREMY

I guess we have a lot of things to figure out about gay marriage.

DAVID

Good thing the law is gonna let us!

END